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¹ See Tik Tok.

² NYC Princess is not a cult. Madison grew up in a cult and she’s not going to repeat that experience.

NYC Princess is the alter-ego (or maybe her truest self) of Madison, a writer and lawyer living in New York City. She had a post go “viral” on Reddit in April of 2024 in which the masses demanded that she start a blog about dating and women’s advice. 

While pleasing the masses is enticing, and a surefire way for Madison to build a second income stream by grifting from her readers, her internal board of directors unanimously vetoed that proposition, offering instead a resounding vote of confidence in Madison to do whatever the fuck she wants with her blog because that’s more interesting to her than proffering mediocre dating advice.¹ 

 

NYC Princess offers some dating advice, but on here you'll mostly find cultural criticism, commentary on women-related thingz, and all things NYC. 

But it should be known that Madison is obsessed with the concept of impermanence, and ultimately, she can’t tell you what’s good or bad because she loves everything and nothing lasts forever, anyway. NYC Princess is about ascending in a circular fashion, the same way numbers in a Fibonacci sequence progress toward infinity, or perhaps it’s akin to the experience of walking through the Guggenheim. There’s no concrete goal to our ascension, but if you stay and look around, you’ll like it here.

Is Madison NYC Princess? Are you NYC Princess? NYC Princess is a little punk, full of dreams, sincerity, raucousness, fucking up, women’s rage, NYC's history, good music, and lots of art.²  

NYC Princess is the alter-ego (or maybe her truest self) of Madison, a writer and lawyer living in New York City. She had a post go “viral” on Reddit in April of 2024 in which the masses demanded that she start a blog about dating and women’s advice. 

While pleasing the masses is enticing, and a surefire way for Madison to build a second income stream by grifting from her readers, her internal board of directors unanimously vetoed that proposition, offering instead a resounding vote of confidence in Madison to do whatever the fuck she wants with her blog because that’s more interesting to her than proffering mediocre dating advice.¹ 

 

NYC Princess offers some dating advice, but on here you'll mostly find cultural criticism, commentary on women-related thingz, and all things NYC. 

But it should be known that Madison is obsessed with the concept of impermanence, and ultimately, she can’t tell you what’s good or bad because she loves everything and nothing lasts forever, anyway. NYC Princess is about ascending in a circular fashion, the same way numbers in a Fibonacci sequence progress toward infinity, or perhaps it’s akin to the experience of walking through the Guggenheim. There’s no concrete goal to our ascension, but if you stay and look around, you’ll like it here.

Is Madison NYC Princess? Are you NYC Princess? NYC Princess is a little punk, full of dreams, sincerity, raucousness, fucking up, women’s rage, NYC's history, good music, and lots of art.²  

¹ See Tik Tok.

² NYC Princess is not a cult. Madison grew up in a cult and she’s not going to repeat that experience.

There was a night during the pandemic that involved far too much chartreuse, a lost iPhone, a polar bear, and a terrible excuse. It led to me hearing music for the first time. Music has been an all-consuming force in my life since then. I listen mostly for the instrumentals. 

I hope you enjoy this playlist, even if it’s not your taste.

Listen to it anyway. Do things you don’t like doing anyway.

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